I was out running recently, and the trail, while made of mostly concrete, was a mess! Small branches, leaves, and other bits of debris entirely covered large sections. It’s near a couple of ponds, and it appeared some high waters from the ponds had washed out onto the path, to the point that it was “squishy” like a dirt/mud path rather than firm under foot.
I have this habit when running – more like an impulse – to kick stuff off of paths where I run. I’ve hurt my toes a time or two trying to kick stuff that was harder or heavier than it looked. There was a time, several years ago, when running on a roadway, a plastic bottle was in my pathway. It appeared to be an empty white bottle. Turns out, it was a clear plastic bottle that someone had filled with white paint. And the lid was not on it. Those two running shoes were both ruined immediately! The shoe that I kicked the bottle with got the worst of it, but the other shoe was splattered in the process. I ran with them anyway, because they were almost brand new, but there was some embarrassment on my part every time I put them on. I couldn’t wait to get enough miles on them to feel okay about replacing them!
Back to the recent run…I was thinking about those ruined shoes on this run, and kept telling myself don’t kick the sticks. And still, I did kick a few. And yeah…my shoes were muddy /messy by the time my run was over. I also got to thinking about all the other times I’ve done impulsive things through my life. For instance, the time I stuck scissors in an electrical outlet. Or the time I got banned from my (step)mom’s favorite fabric store. And then I remembered a photo my wife sent me recently, and the brief text exchange that followed:
So… yeah, my wife was taking her mom thrift shopping, and she came upon this plunger, stuck to the floor, then she thought it would be funny to tell me about it. Or, rather, tell me about it.
You see, when I was a kid, my family – probably the five of us at the time, with me being the youngest, most spontaneous, and most curious, all went to a hardware store. I could probably just stop there…
We did a lot of things all together back in the day. I think it was my newly married “blended family” parents’ way of trying to normalize and unify our family unit. We all do things together, all do things the same. It felt like rigidity to me. At some point during the excursion, probably when the parentals were focused on whatever they came to get, I wandered off on my own and onto the plumbing aisle. And I mean, what’s a young, impulsive kid gonna do when he sees a bunch of rubber plungers with wooden handles all right there in front of him at eye level? Of course, I grabbed one and stuck it to the floor with all my might! I started to grab for another one, but then fear gripped my mind. What if my parents realized I was gone? I was gonna be in a crapload of trouble!
I turned back to the plunger I’d so forcefully attached to the floor, and pulled.
It did not budge. Rather, it stood there, mocking me! I was always a little small for my age – maybe because of being born premature? This stupid thing was reminding me just how weak and pathetic I was! Now I was in a full-on panic! I tugged and pulled, keeping an eye on the ends of the aisle. If I had known any foul language, I would’ve used it! I was SO gonna get my bottom busted! Oh, how I wished I was bigger, or smarter, or stronger, or not so disobedient. If only I hadn’t wandered off! How many times had my curiosity gotten me in trouble! Why couldn’t I just be a compliant child?? My face was turning red, my breath shallow and raspy – my gosh darn asthma was flaring up! My arms were shaking and my hands were sweating! And still the plunger stood there and mocked me.
I don’t remember much of what happened after that. I was so distressed, I’m fairly sure I became dissociative. I know someone – or maybe everyone – in my family found me. I know an adult calmly bumped the rubber part of the plunger with their foot to release the suction and put the plunger back on the shelf. Was it a worker? A parent? I couldn’t say.
I know that everyone in my family had a good laugh about it. Except me. I was humiliated!
Did you notice my initial response to my wife’s text?
“And?”
My family members still enjoy bringing up this incident and having a good laugh. A few years ago, my little sister, who wasn’t even born when it happened, gave me a tiny keychain-sized plunger as a gift. It’s one of those things I’ll never “live down”. And for the longest time, I felt like it was wrong of me to express how I really felt about it. So, I just went along. Ha ha.
I’m 50-something, y’all, and still I hold some shame about that experience. And, on a grander scale, I forget that it’s okay to be curious – to be me. My initial response was defensive. For a moment, I was that little freaked out weakling of a little boy all over again. And then, I deflected and moved on – until I was out running and all but kicking myself for kicking sticks, and this surfaced.
Very recently, I wrote that there are ways to have too much fun – especially if it’s hurtful or harmful to someone else. That “plunger incident”, over four decades ago, is such a situation. It didn’t have to go that way. Soo many things happened prior to that day, leaving me in the place of fear and already living in shame about who I was. My parent, and then parents, were very out-of-tune with who I was and how to meet my emotional needs. I was a child. I was not securely attached. I’d experienced abandonment and abuse. So of course I didn’t know how to handle myself in that moment.
But then, my wife sent this “funny photo”. I took a chance, exposed my shame, and we I got the chance to talk through this, together. I was able to rewrite the story. I can see the humor in the situation, and still, it has never been funny to me. In writing it all out, and in sharing about it with an empathetic witness (or witnesses) I get the chance to literally change the narrative about it in my own mind. This is what it means to be curious, compassionate, and connected – towards myself and my story. This is recovery.